victoryjobs:

we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~

when this was

obviously

not the case

#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever

jenkenassckles:

source

happyspn:

• At first Sam and Dean would think they were hunting some terrifying clawed monster. 
• But then they’d hunt him down, and he’d be sitting in a room by himself failing to eat peas. 
• And they’d call Bobby for help, and Bobby’d drive up in his truck, take one look at Edward, then declare “Clearly he is an idjit”. And drive off again.
• Then Sam and Dean would be left to look after him. 
• They’d bring him coffee in the morning but he’d accidentally pierce it and get it all over Dean. And he’d have to sit in the impala, and the entire time Dean would be like “KEEP AN EYE ON HIM SAM! DAMMIT! IF HE RUINS MY SEATS I SWEAR TO GOD-“
• But over time they’d become fond of him, and they’d use his scissors to shave in the morning and open bottles of beer. 

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